Here's some of the latest slang from the corporate and Silicon Valley

"Blowing your buffer"
Losing your train of thought.

Putting up emotional shields like the retracting armor that covers the
batmobile as in, "She started talking marriage and he started batmobiling."

A website that never changes.

When a technology is overtaken in the market by an inferior but better
marketed product as in, "Microsoft betamaxed Apple into submission."

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